Ok this is driving me nuts. We use the intercoms on our phones at work fairly often. It provides a lazy solution to those meaningless questions that come up throughout the day.
Ok well here's my problem. One guy in particular buzzes me the most and all of our conversations start out like this:
Him: Hey Bobby are you there?
Me: Yeah. (in my normal voice which, i might add, is more like an outdoor voice)
Him: Hello? Are you there?
Me: Yeah man what's up? (screaming)
Him: Wow you don't have to be that loud.
No. I do have to be that loud.
Dare me to disconnect my phone?
To make matters worse I got dressed in a dark room this morning and I'm fairly certain that I don't match. Check that. I'm positive that I don't match. I will be the guy that everybody points out and whispers about during lunch at Chick-fil-A.
Things like, "Mommy that strange man's clothes are hurting my eyes".
Awesome.
