Last call - Sat Sept 11

20 minutes ago. That was about the time when everybody in Tennessee gave up on the Vols game to root against Kiffin.

So Tennessee is getting crushed at home by Oregon and ESPN comes back from a commercial by by showing a bunch of trophies from the Lady Vols collection. Some ball signed by Pat Summitt and some other junk. Talk about rubbing salt in the wounds of Vols fans everywhere. That's a dirty move from the guys in Bristol.

UVA - USC is still a game in the 2nd quarter. I'd consider that a win for the Cavs.

The beauty of a fake punt in the 2nd quarter is that the other team will NEVER suspect it again. I hope Mike London knows that.

I love it when they show fans celebrating in the stands but you know that the play is coming back because a big ugly on the line was holding.

What job will Lane Kiffin get after failing at USC? Probably take over for Wade Phillips or something.

I hope Morgan State can avenge today's loss to Maryland on the basketball court this winter.
Keith Payne just scored. I first saw him play as a sophomore at Oakton. Big kid then. Big kid now.

The more I think about the Notre Dame game in my head, the more I realize that they still have a maniac calling plays. He just goes by a different name, isn't as fat, and doesn't have snot running down his nose all game.

I'm glad I wasn't born in an era when Baseball mattered.

It sucks that South Bend is still the place to go if you are looking to make a case for the Heisman Trophy. That's a tradition I could live without. I've also grown tired of the cornerbacks giving a 15 yard cushion on every play.

This USC game is the worst. It's still close so I'll keep watching only to get burned at the end when they win handily.

And another missed FG. Still a one score game between UVA and USC.

Oh my eyes. I just saw John Feinstein in a Washington Post Live commercial. He has the ultimate face for radio.

USC looks beatable tonight. On Nov 27th they will be firing on all cylinders. LOCK OF THE YEAR.

So UCLA sucks. I wonder if Norm Chow is having fun yet.

I hope UVA scores a late TD and follows it up with a throat slash gesture. That would make staying up until 2am worth it.

By watching most of this USC game I am really building a solid foundation in the case to show just how much I dislike myself.

Taking your shirt off at a game and painting your chest isn't that great but at least have the decency to not be a fat slob. It's ok if you are a little overweight. Just keep your clothes on. I do.

Why is Mitch Mustain smiling? He has wasted his entire college career at two different schools. I mean I think it's funny but he shouldn't.

Still time for a throat slash from the Wahoos.

USC just called timeout up 10 with 11 seconds left. Interesting. If UVA scores they should go for 2.

TD CAVALIERS.

Unfortunately no throat slash or 2 pt conversion try. Do you onsides kick it with 4 seconds left?

Only 4 seconds left but it was more than enough time for one of the Trojans to have a player ejected. I have a good feeling about the Lane Kiffin era.

Well that's it for me.

Wait a second here's Lane with the interview.

Eh that was a let down.