Monday, November 10, 2008

eh?

Ok this is driving me nuts. We use the intercoms on our phones at work fairly often. It provides a lazy solution to those meaningless questions that come up throughout the day.

Ok well here's my problem. One guy in particular buzzes me the most and all of our conversations start out like this:

Him: Hey Bobby are you there?

Me: Yeah. (in my normal voice which, i might add, is more like an outdoor voice)

Him: Hello? Are you there?

Me: Yeah man what's up? (screaming)

Him: Wow you don't have to be that loud.

No. I do have to be that loud.

Dare me to disconnect my phone?

To make matters worse I got dressed in a dark room this morning and I'm fairly certain that I don't match. Check that. I'm positive that I don't match. I will be the guy that everybody points out and whispers about during lunch at Chick-fil-A.

Things like, "Mommy that strange man's clothes are hurting my eyes".

Awesome.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

wow i have some work to do with you! :P

Sam said...

whats the timeframe on winning those tickets...

i will wait patiently by my death bead...

also i was thinking...why didnt every school in the country not try to schedule Indiana this year or the next 3 years?....why?

Unknown said...

umm, anyone want to take a bet if bobby will post again before 2009???

Unknown said...

so there is 16 days left in the year... hmm, i'm liking my odds!